In what world does it make sense to re-heat the compresses that were on your groin abscess in the communal microwave?


Resident: What are you doing your presentation on tomorrow?
Me: Diagnosis and treatment of simple and complicated diverticulitis. I have a good case to present of diverticulitis gone horribly wrong.
Resident: Are you going to talk about diverticulosis?
Me: Um, I mean, I’ll probably mention it in my differential and pathogenesis slides.
Resident: Good! Because I’ve been wanting to learn the difference between the two.
Me:
