Wayfaring MD: Missionary Physician

Medicine isn't all doom and gloom, guts and gore. When you put random people together in situations that are often awkward, hilarity is bound to ensue.

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Asker mymanthevan Asks:
Heh, I'm curious which edition of Robbins you're looking at. I just looked up the Chemical and Infectious Esophagitis section which has the exact quote minus the "hot tea in Iran" bit.
wayfaringmd wayfaringmd Said:

7th edition. There’s another quote from that edition I like that has also been removed. I need to find it so I can post it. 

While I was reading about the esophagus in my pathology book, I came across the following statement:

“Esophageal inflammation may have many origins, as follows: Ingestion of mucosal irritants such as alcohol, corrosive acids or alkalis (in suicide attempts), excessively hot fluids (e.g., hot tea…

The viruses that cause infectious rhinitis, or the common cold, “evoke a profuse catarrhal discharge that is familiar to all and the bane of the kindergarten teacher.

Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease.

Oh Robbins, I love when you try to add wit to descriptions of diseases.

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I love Robbin's and Cotran. Every day my pathology teacher makes an effort to find one of their funny or well rounding quotes and puts them in the lecture somewhere. Thanks for the double dose!
wayfaringmd wayfaringmd Said:

I love those little lines. It was like a treasure hunt for me. It’s like, “thanks for sticking with it and reading this crazy long book. I will now reward you with a little nugget of awesomeness.”

Diarrheal diseases of the bowel make up a veritable Augean stable of entities (a messy situation cleaned up by the fifth task of Hercules).

Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease.

Thank you Robbins, for attempting to make me well-rounded. If there was such thing as a Great Books track to medical school, you would definitely be first book on the list.

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As everyone knows, these infections soon clear up […] in a week if treated but after 7 days if ignored.
Robbins and Cotran (via drshutterbug)

While I was reading about the esophagus in my pathology book, I came across the following statement:

“Esophageal inflammation may have many origins, as follows: Ingestion of mucosal irritants such as alcohol, corrosive acids or alkalis (in suicide attempts), excessively hot fluids (e.g., hot tea in Iran); or heavy smoking.”

This textbook is known to throw in cute little statements sometimes. But it does bring up the question, exactly how hot is the tea in Iran? I mean, surely they’re not implying that Iran is the only country that drinks hot tea, so it must mean that they’re drinking some boiling hot tea. Does anyone know anything about this delightful little cultural tidbit?

Diarrheal diseases of the bowel make up a veritable Augean stable of entities (a messy situation cleaned up by the fifth task of Hercules).

Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease.

Thank you Robbins, for attempting to make me well-rounded. If there was such thing as a Great Books track to medical school, you would definitely be first book on the list.

Indeed, we might develop ulcers by trying to fathom their causes.
Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease.
As everyone knows, these infections soon clear up […] in a week if treated but after 7 days if ignored.
Robbins and Cotran
The viruses that cause infectious rhinitis, or the common cold, “evoke a profuse catarrhal discharge that is familiar to all and the bane of the kindergarten teacher.

Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease.

Oh Robbins, I love when you try to add wit to descriptions of diseases.

“Once leukocytes enter the extravascular connective tissue, they are able to adhere to the extracellular matrix by virtue of beta-1 integrins and CD44 binding to matrix proteins.” (Robbins and Cotran Pathologic Basis of Disease).

Yes, I know it’s boring. But it is the book that was closest to my desk. All the ones near me are boring. I can’t help it.