Wayfaring MD: Missionary Physician

Medicine isn't all doom and gloom, guts and gore. When you put random people together in situations that are often awkward, hilarity is bound to ensue.

I like to highlight the hilarious in medicine as I write about patients, medical school, residency, medical missions, and whatever else strikes my fancy. Oh yeah, and I like to use GIFs!

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This Friday I'm going to shadow a physician I've shadowed before but this time she said there were going to be with med students, residents and fellows; they function as a team....I'm super intimidated and feel like the weird/annoying kid that's tagging along. I guess my question is how do you deal with being the person that knows the least hands down? I foresee this happening frequently in my future, and I guess the sheer number of "better" people is getting to me.
wayfaringmd wayfaringmd Said:

No matter how much learnin’ you’ve accumulated, there’s always someone that knows more than you. That doesn’t mean they’re better than you. It just means they’ve had more training and experience.  The best thing you can do with intimidation is use it as a motivating force to learn more. 

So what I’ve found myself doing when I’m very intimidated (usually it’s when I’m working with my mentor, Dr. S) is just ask questions. Why did you choose drug X over drug Y for this patient? Can you show me physical exam finding again? Why this diagnosis and not that? Why did you send this person for a CT? 

because i can

In a group setting though, it may not be as easy to ask questions. To keep from being the annoying tag along kid, choose your questions wisely; don’t bombard the group with queries. Maybe ask a resident or the attending while you’re walking between rooms instead of in the patient’s room. On rounds like you’re joining in on, time is of the essence. Slow the process down and everyone will resent you. 

Obviously as a pre-med you’re not going to understand everything that’s going on, so ask about things that are recurring in conversation—what does this acronym mean, what is that drug for, etc—so you’ll be a little more fluent in the language of medicalspeak.

Also, be respectful. Academic medicine is a hierarchy, so be aware of where you fall on the totem pole. For future reference, it’s something like attendings —> fellows —> residents —> nurses —> custodians —> interns—> hospital gift shop volunteers —> Med students —> parking lot attendants—> —> pre-meds.

It’s not a great system, but it’s what we got. Basically, don’t pretend that you know more than you do, or you’ll end up looking stupid. 

We had a high school student (a doctor’s child, I believe) tag along on rounds with us one day, and everyone got really ticked off at her because she had gone out and bought a long white coat and had her name embroidered on it. To most medical students, the long white coat is a mark of distinction, and it is something to be earned, so people were just looking at her like

. Plus she would. not. shut. up. —but not with questions, just being generally chatty. We wanted to focus and be done with rounds, not chat about the Kardashians.

*end rant* Anyway, if you don’t know what to do, just stand and listen. No one will fault you for that.  

Hi! There's a huge possibility that I may be going to Poland for medschool in the fall! But I'm really getting scared. I'm very family orientated and close to my mother. I have family in Poland also. Do you live close to home/see your family often? Or is med school just so crazy busy that family time on weekends isn't really an option for 8 months of the year? Thank you!
wayfaringmd wayfaringmd Said:

Congrats on getting in!

Family in Poland, huh? Sounds like you’ll be getting to know them a little better now.

Sorry, let me just take a moment to chuckle at “8 months a year”. I don’t know, maybe things are different in Poland, but in America, med school is year-round (well, I got 6 weeks off after first year, but after that, nada). No more summers like in college. Get used to it. 

I am close-ish with my family. Well, my mom and grandparents. I hardly ever talk to my crap-ton of siblings. I’m extremely independent, so I don’t have to be all up in their business all the time, and I don’t really miss them (yeesh, that sounded cold) because I try to get very involved in whatever city I’m living in. However, I talk to my mom on the phone almost daily, and to my grandparents 1-2 times a week. Nothing lengthy, though. Just little updates. 

I got to the point where I had made my own little family of med school and church friends, and I felt just as bad about not seeing them sometimes as I did about not seeing family. 

My medical school (and undergrad) was about 2 1/2 hours from my hometown. In undergrad I started out going home every 2-3 weeks, and it gradually lengthened to every 6 weeks or so. In med school it stretched even further, to every 8-10 weeks, and my visits home were shorter. And now that I’m about to start residency, it’ll get even longer between visits because I now live a 6 hour drive from home and, well, residency doesn’t allow for many breaks. So I’m going to have to make my few breaks really count. 

Yeah, medical school sort of runs your life. Residency is worse, I’ve heard. Any time I went home during medical school (except 4th year), I had to study while I was there, which was near impossible, or I had to get ahead on my studying so I wouldn’t feel guilty for taking a day off. And don’t forget that once you start this whole med school process, it leads to residency, which likely will not be in your hometown, either. 

But being overseas doesn’t mean you have to cut off contact.

Get webcams for your family and have regularly scheduled Skype chats or something. Seeing people’s faces is better than phone or e-mail conversations. 

Separating from your family is not a bad thing. It’s important to learn how to be independent and function separate from your family.   If you do end up going to Poland, it will probably be very hard at first being so far from home, but in the end you will be a stronger person for it. It’s a little tougher to learn how to depend on yourself when mommy and daddy are close by, you know what I’m saying? You will learn a lot from being away from home. 

I have a friend who we call white cloud. I actually have trouble remembering her real name sometimes because “white cloud” has become her identity in my mind. 

She has certainly earned this nickname. In the 12 weeks of clerkship rotations we had together, she did some miraculous things. Mind you, she never asked for these things or worked the system to get them. She just always had good things happen when she was around. She was like a human rabbit’s foot keychain.

She got us all kinds of free stuff: drink upgrades at the coffee shop, physician discounts in the cafeteria, upgraded sammiches at the secret sammich shop in the hospital, etc. But best of all were the early-ending clinics and cancelled lectures.

During psych we had to go to 3 family therapy sessions. All we got to do was sit in on the sessions and listen to the therapist (boring!). But white cloud managed to get 2 of the 3 sessions cancelled by wishful thinking alone.

For one of them, we were literally walking to the session, checking our pagers every 2 seconds and hoping the session would be cancelled. White cloud was just like, 

 

Seconds later we got paged seconds saying it had been cancelled. It was magical. We all stopped in our tracks, turned around in the hallway, and bolted for home, all the while thinking, 

As for me, I haven’t figured out what I am yet. I don’t seem to be a white cloud or a black cloud. I think I’m getting close to white cloud territory, but I’m not going to totally claim it because I might jinx it. 

How bout you? What have the white cloud people done for you?

If she noticed something on his thyroid, WHY IS SHE CHECKING HIS JUGULAR VEIN?


The top searches leading people to my blog were variations on the themes of:

  1. “pelvic exam stories”
  2. “best time to get married in medical school”
  3. “what happens when you fail medical boards”
  4. “aspirin overdose”

There were also some random hilarious searches:

  • “5 hour energy misuse” / “5 hour energy placebo effect” / “how to get 5 hour energy out of your system”  
  • “dad watched my vaginal exam”    (I’m personally horrified for the person who searched for this)
  • “Donald Faison scar on lip” 
  • “funny madea quotes” (my personal favorite) 
  • “tiny polystyrene ball stuck up nose”      

Oh, and apparently several people have been directed to my blog after typing in search queries that seem suspiciously child-pornography like. 

Now that it is mid-May, those of you who have applied to medical school this year have probably found out if you got in or not. 

So Congrats to those of you who did get in. For now you are probably still in the honeymoon stage. You may still be actively celebrating.

But pretty soon it’s going to hit you like a ton of bricks—holy crap I’m in freakin medical school.

So before you freak out, check out some posts I made for you about studying in medical school, paying for medical school, and having a life in medical school. Maybe it will ease your woes. 

But don’t think it’s all going to be gravy. You’ve worked hard to get to medical school, but trust me, it’s just beginning. 

And for those who didn’t get in this year, there’s advice for you too. Don’t give up. Work on your application and try again next year.  

Hopefully everyone is done with finals now and can pay attention to the more important things in life, like hilarious posts from fellow students. You know, there are SO many things that can get in the way of studying. Sometimes important things come up and studying has to be put on hold.

You know, things like:

- Your Hunger Games book/blog/illegally downloaded video. 

- Increasing proximity to spring break or graduation. 

Active Labor.

- Or Facebook

And at other times your upcoming test gets so inside your head that everything else that happens in your life is somehow related to your test performance. 

For example: 

- the timing of your favorite tv show’s ending

- the next song on your playlist. 

- your dreams 

But whether you are prepared or you procrastinated, your hope is the same. 

P=MD

Asker allthingsit Asks:
Going off of that last ask, what did you do/do you do to not be overwhelmed? I have some pretty serious problems with that, coupled with a love of distractions.
wayfaringmd wayfaringmd Said:

Hmm, well usually if I was getting overwhelmed, it was because I had a lot to do and didn’t know where to start. So I’d stop and organize my notes, make a To-Do list, and then make a schedule of how I was going to get stuff done.

I might not stick to the schedule, which was ok, but at least I had things prioritized and had a system. I would break things down in to more manageable chunks, and then it seemed like I could get through things easier. It’s like the old “how do you eat an elephant” joke. 

And hey, I know school is hard and time consuming, but you have to take a break every now and then to keep your sanity. As I’ve said before, I’m a fan of no-study Sunday afternoons. 

As for distractions, you just have to get away from them. I was a home-studyer, so I cancelled my cable, which helped cut down distractions a lot. You can schedule 15-20 minute breaks every 2-3 hours or so to piddle on the internet or do something distracting, just to get your fix without letting it take you over. If that doesn’t work, you just have to go somewhere else to avoid the distractions. For board study I did all my studying in a room in my church that had no tv, no internet, and no phone. It was boring and terrible, but I stayed focused. 

Well friend, good luck staying whelmed (not over, not under, of course), and keeping those distractions at a minimum. 

When I was on my OB/GYN rotation 3rd year, I had a post partum patient who was in the ICU. She went nuts on some people, went in to early labor, and then went into a coma. No one really knew what was wrong with her. She had been tested for and had ruled out nearly everything, and her doctors were still stumped.

She had very little family and no one ever came to visit her. As a result of her frequent fevers, developing C/S wound infection, and profuse sweating, she smelled pretty sour. Her hair hadn’t been washed or combed in quite some time. Her smell plus her contact precautions status made it so that people only went in her room if they absolutely had to

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The medical profession is rarely portrayed accurately on television, but every once in a while, a show gets it right. 

Asker ohraye Asks:
Hey, I've been doing research here and there ( I am only in my second year undergrad) But I was wondering, in your opinion, what schools have good programs focused more on international/global health?
wayfaringmd wayfaringmd Said:

In general, medical school is medical school. There’s so much stuff you have to learn in 4 years, it would be very difficult to have a more intense focus on any one subject. So I don’t know of any medical schools whose curriculum is slanted toward global health. 

However, there are schools that offer masters and PhD programs, certificates, or electives in global health that you can do in addition to your MD program (often requires an extra 1-2 years). Ones I know of are all schools with great reputations that are notoriously hard to get into: Tulane, Harvard, Stanford, Temple, Robert Wood Johnson, just to name a few. 

Now if you’re like me and can’t get into are too good for these schools, or you don’t want to give up those extra years, do not fear! You still have options. 

1. Take a Public health or global health class while you’re still in undergrad. This will introduce you to some important concepts. 

2. Global health electives as a fourth year med student. Many medical schools offer these. At my school we have one in Africa and one in Asia, but they also allow us to create our own elective if we want to go elsewhere. AMSA has a decent page that can help you get started in international health. 

3. Choose a residency program that will teach you some global health stuff. Most commonly, these would be Family Medicine or Internal Medicine programs. The AAFP has a list of family medicine programs that offer, at the very least, international rotations here. And AMSA has a short list of International Health residencies, too. You can also check this post for more programs that have a specific bent towards global health/medical missions.  

4. Learn it on your own time. Read books. Go places. The best way to learn global health is to just do it. If you have time off, go overseas or volunteer at a clinic for migrant workers (check your health dept—they can usually tell you when/where those are). Some people are more interested in the public health aspect of global medicine. I’m more of a “teach me how to treat the locals” kind of person, and you can’t learn that stuff without meeting the locals, you know what I mean?

wordsthatididntsay:

whatshouldwecallmedschool:

If they agree with the professor:

If they don’t:

I fall more in love with this tumblr every day. Wayfaringmd, this tumblr is challenging you as gif queen. Like, for realsies. You better step up yo gif game gurl.

OH NO YOU DI’INT!

Need I remind you of your loyalties, wordsthatididntsay?

I thought we had a special thing going, you know?

I thought you and I were 

Seriously though, 

Now

and I will reinstate your citizenship to GIFlandia.

Signed, 

WayfaringMD, Queen of GIFlandia. 

P.S.,  whatshouldwecallmedschool:

I like you a lot kid, but 

so…

We all have awkward professors, and we love them precisely for their awkwardness

We love :

1. How they make other students get naked in the name of science.

2.  How they constantly make references to drugs they may or may not have done. 

3. How they recommend we investigate our significant other’s fertility before getting too friendly

4. How they think doctors have superpowers.

5. How they talk about their preferred disgusting diseases

6. How your OB/GYN attending refers to her office as “Vaginatown.”

7. How they wax nostalgic about the pre-ether days

22. Do medical schools care about Community College?

The simple answer is yes. Yes, people do make it into medical school after going to community colleges or to smaller, less-prestigious universities. I don’t think it’s the norm, but it definitely happens more than people seem to believe. 

Read on for my thoughts on community college.

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