Patient several days out from being coded, now extubated and waking up from sedation.
Patient: my chest hurts.
Nurse: yes sir, that’s because they did CPR on you and did chest compressions. You have some cracked ribs.
Patient: I don’t remember any of that.
Resident (under their breath): that’s cuz you were dead, bro.
The guy teaching our CPR / Life Support class. (via wayfaringmd)
During Advanced Cardiac Life Support recertification…
36-week pregnant L&D nurse is doing chest compressions on the dummy.
Wayfaring runs the code.
Wayfaring: don’t stop! Keep contracting! Faster contractions!
Nurse: *stops* Do you mean compressions?
Wayfaring: I mean…whatever.
What are codes? - anon
Every hospital has “codes” that they will call over an intercom to alert employees to an emergency situation. For example, at my hospital, code red is fire, pink is a stolen baby, green is hazardous materials exposure, and gray is “code act a fool,” alerting security to come take care of some belligerent family members ;).
The designations vary from hospital to hospital, but almost universally a "code blue" stands for cardiac / respiratory arrest. The code blue is the most commonly called code, and thus often is shortened to just “a code”. When we say that a patient coded, this is what we mean.
Real life codes are WAY different than on tv.
When a patient is found in cardiac arrest, the first responder immediately starts chest compressions and calls for help. A team will come into the patient’s room with a crash cart containing various medications, a defibrillator, intubation supplies, and a heart monitor. While chest compressions are being done, someone else will assess the patient’s airway and likely will start giving breaths by a bag.
You’ve seen this all on tv. What you don’t experience on tv is the simultaneously squishing and grinding sound of ribs cracking and rubbing against each other when CPR is done properly. They tend to gloss over the eternity that is the 2 minutes of chest compressions between every pulse check and epinephrine administration. You don’t experience the unmistakable smell of stomach contents as the patient vomits involuntarily and aspirates on their own gastric juices. They clean up codes on tv. They don’t want you to see a patient’s head flopping around with eyes rolled back or a nurse jam his hand into a patient’s crotch to try to find a central pulse.
On tv they show you two shocks (even in asystole, when you’re not supposed to shock) and the patient miraculously recovers with full brain function. They don’t show a chaplain explaining to family members that the patient has died and the team is trying to bring them back. And they certainly don’t show the transfer to ICU, the intubating, the starting of pressors, or the eventual exam to declare someone brain dead.
You see, only 11-35% of people who have cardiac arrest IN the hospital survive to discharge, and only 6-17% survive with good neurologic function (reported by he National Registry of Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation). So yeah, we can bring people back. Sometimes. But most of the time their brains are gorked. Codes are violent, messy, and often unsuccessful. They do occasionally save lives, but when it comes to me, hey, don’t code me bro.
shanamaideleh replied to your quote: “V-tach, stable or unstable rhythm? What do y’all…
DOESN’T VTACH MEAN LIKE, YOU’RE DEAD?!
Well it can lead to death (and often does), but death is not always permanent.
one of my recent ACLS instructors
In the next 2 weeks, I will have to take: