Resident: Mr. H complained that his “bag” hurt. After a lot of questioning, I figured out that he meant his testicles.
Attending: Did you examine him?
Resident: Yeah, I couldn’t find anything wrong. Other than he had been sitting on his balls.
Attending: So what did you do about it?
Resident: I thought about writing an order for nursing to remind him q2 hours to not sit on his balls.