Me to nurse: I ordered a colonoscopy on this guy 3 weeks ago, and he hasn’t had it scheduled yet. He’s having unintentional weight loss, so we really need to get an appointment for soon
Nurse CP, looking up referral. Sees the name of another nurse who is notorious around the office for not doing her work:That’s your problem right there. That right there.
Me: So what do we need to do?
CP, shaking head: Plead the blood of Jesus, gurl. Just plead the blood. Pray for my weary soul.