10: hours worked
3: number of patients who called me nurse
3: number of hospital employees who called me nurse.
5: number of patients who asked me if my hair was “natural”
6: number of patients who complimented my hair or eyes
1: number of patients who complimented me on or thanked me for my services.
4: number of digital rectal exams performed.
1: patient who accused me of raping him during said digital rectal exam
9: chest painers with normal EKGs
7: number of times this patient had dislocated their shoulder previously
0: prescriptions for narcotics handed out!!
2: hours that the ED smelled like C. Diff after a patient exploded.