Wayfaring MD

I am a family medicine resident who likes to highlight the hilarious in medicine as I write about patients, medical school, residency, medical missions, and whatever else strikes my fancy.



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HIPAA is for reals, folks. All of my "patient stories" have been changed to protect patient privacy. I will change any or all identifiers, including age, location, race/ethnicity, sex, medical history, and quotes.
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10: hours worked
3: number of patients who called me nurse
3: number of hospital employees who called me nurse.

5: number of patients who asked me if my hair was “natural”

6: number of patients who complimented my hair or eyes
1: number of patients who complimented me on or thanked me for my services.

4: number of digital rectal exams performed. 
1: patient who accused me of raping him during said digital rectal exam
9: chest painers with normal EKGs

7: number of times this patient had dislocated their shoulder previously
0: prescriptions for narcotics handed out!!
2: hours that the ED smelled like C. Diff after a patient exploded.

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    Hahaha soooo true
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