Patient: How many kids do you have?
Me: None.
Patient: Wait, you treat children, but you don’t have any of your own?
Me: yup.
Patient: 
Me: Was your OB/GYN a man?
Patient: yes.
Me: He doesn’t have a uterus, but you trusted him to take care of yours.

For my co-workers without kids… Lol!!
Zing!