Wayfaring MD

I am a family medicine resident who likes to highlight the hilarious in medicine as I write about patients, medical school, residency, medical missions, and whatever else strikes my fancy.



Disclaimer:
HIPAA is for reals, folks. All of my "patient stories" have been changed to protect patient privacy. I will change any or all identifiers, including age, location, race/ethnicity, sex, medical history, and quotes. Also, I am an anonymous internet person. Why should you trust an anonymous internet person to give you medical advice? Don't ask me, ask your doctor!
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  • Me, taking a psychiatric H&P from an extremely hostile patient who refuses to look me in the face: Have you ever had any trouble with the law?
  • Ms. Borden: mm-hmm
  • Me: ok, did you ever spend any time in jail?
  • Ms. Borden: mm-hmm, 8 years
  • Me: Oh my. What was it for?
  • Ms. Borden: Attempted Murder. I stabbed this b**** cuz she was workin on my nerves.
  • Me: Er uh, ok, well... I'll be back later with my attending kthxbai.
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